Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...