Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...