The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...