Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.