Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...