Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...