Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...