Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...