Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...