Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...