Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...