Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...