Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...