Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...