Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...