Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!