Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...