Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...