What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.