Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...