Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.