There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...