Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Software Development Process
Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.