Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...