Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.