Waiting on a long line
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Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
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Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...