A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!