Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Hop on!
|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...