Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...