Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...