Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...