Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...