The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!