Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...