Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
THIS WOULD BE ME
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Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Mexican is at border
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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...