Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...