I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!