How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
On Gender Differences
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...