Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...