yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
There were two guys walking down the street…
There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...