A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!