Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
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A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
Polish Medical Dictionary
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body – against everyone Artery – study of paintings Bandages...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...