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‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...