St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...