It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...