36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...