My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...