Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...