Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
The Irish Driver
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...