Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.