Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.