10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!