Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Creative Sex!
Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.